IMLocal - Delivering the hotty next door to a screen near you.

Did you know that something like 27 billion people use AOL's Instant Messenger? All those people out there and there's no way to find the locals! What good is a buddy that can never help you move something heavy or kill off a sixer of that delicious Pabst Blue Ribbon? IMLocal hooks you up with people you can actually hang with. Quality people who drink the local water and probably share your same hideous deformities. Who are the people in your neighborhood? IMLocal shows you!

But wait, IMLocal does more! It features our whiz-bang BuddyPost™ technology that lets you reclaim valuable desktop space from the evil clutches of capitalist greed. The space normally used for advertising becomes a place for you and your buddies to crack jokes, cast insults, and post embarassing images! All anyone needs to experience this glorious technological marvel is to have IMLocal and be listed on each other's buddy lists. Then you can both sign on and create posts. We'll take care of the rest.

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		Update: Version 1.08 - A new era in the rule of thumb! Posted By IMLocal7 - Saturday, June 18th, 2005 at 1:28PM Point eight bitches. Ungh! That's right, we took a break from cappin' fools and smackin' the ho's in the mythical state of San Andreas. We went outside where the walls are big and blue and really far away. But it was hot as balls so we came inside and played with the code for IMLocal. Broke it really bad. By the time it finally worked again there was voting and a spiffy new buzzword. Friends, behold the magic of voting! Now when you put your mouse over a BuddyPost image a set of icons pops up that lets you choose thumbs-up or thumbs-down; we were gonna use icons of gold teeth and a dog turd but somehow they got shot down by the focus group. Voters are rewarded with a glimpse at the BuddyScore (buzzzzz!) that results from the total positive and negative votes for each BuddyPost. But the real treat are ranked, er... blue-ribbon, uh... well, our buzz machine broke down before we could get a catchy name for these but the upshot is that the Top 10 BuddyScores are automatically delivered to everyone along with a nifty little ribbon icon slapped on top to display the rank. So don't just sit there twiddling your thumbs, download version 1.08 and put them to work!


		Update: Version 1.07 - Now With 50% More Social Software FREE! Posted By IMLocal7 - Tuesday, May 10th, 2005 at 10:58PM Hey, wait a sec. What happened to 1.06? Yeah, somebody's gettin' fired. Rest assured though, its out there... ya know that useless little hyperlinked graphic above the ad space? Now it does something cool! With 1.06 we used it to debut an animated status bar; we call it the creeper. But the day belongs to our newest release. Bringing many a bug fix and several new things that should rock your socks off. From now on you can get drunk and fire off BuddyPosts with reckless abandon! The next morning you can open My Posts and delete them. How's that for bitchin' cool? This update also brings a great new feature we call the BuddyPage. Everyone using IMLocal now gets their own little profile with juicy little stats that make IMLocal about a thousand times more useful and fun. Most of all because you can upload your picture for it! Before, the pop-up menus only let you IM people. With BuddyPages you can get the answer to "a/s/l?" at a glance, see their picture, view some really useful stats, and then decide if you wanna send an IM. What the heck are you still reading for? Download it and upload your sexiest picture! Just keep it clean for the kids you dirty bird.


		Update: Version 1.05 - Fixes! Features! Fresh baked bugs! Posted By IMLocal7 - Monday, April 11th, 2005 at 11:40PM Who brings it? Who smacks it up, rubs it down, and flips it? We do sucka! What? Oh. Yeah, umm. Sorry, we get a little carried away sometimes. And we get a lot carried away when it comes to releasing updates! Cause we listened to your suggestions. We poured over the bug reports. And we stood proud (and only slightly aroused) as your raped us with your wanton eyes. And now, just over two weeks since the last round of binary betterification... we give you version 1.05! It's like a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken stuffed with a half-drank can of Miller Lite. Who could resist that?! Nobody, so download it. Please? Bugs we dealt with had to do with all kinds of messed up junk. Certain screen names had problems, as did using different screen names from a single computer. Using our menus to IM people was broke for really long screen names. We improved network stability by moving code into more appropriate places. Yadda, yadda. So on and so forth. Get to the new stuff, right? Right. As you read of the changes below you may wonder how a two-man team could've done it; unpaid, unloved, unusually well endowed. The secret, friends, is an unshakable fear for falling into the shit-pits of obscurity. And ugly babies... damn they're creepy. displays a nice little ISP/university icon adjacent to the "Buddies from my Network" menu item displays Buddy Icons in redesigned tooltips/hints below the BuddyPost (ad) window support for GIF, PNG, and PSD images for "Create a BuddyPost" form hold SHIFT, CTRL, or ALT while clicking the BuddyPost (ad) window to manually advance the rotation drag-and-drop images right onto the ad window to make BuddyPosts (limited support from web browsers) enhanced interface of "My Posts" form (multi-user, sortable columns) option to save a default image browsing folder for "Create a BuddyPost" form optional automated bug reports via email when the poo hits the fan Want more? Should it brew your coffee and do your tax refund? We can work something out, but please--for the love of god, and quality internet social tools--tell your friends! Tell your enemies even. Tell homeless people, we don't care. Just help us get the word out and we'll make it breakdance for you like a coked up lab monkey with cerebral palsy.


		Update: A tweak here, a tweak there. Posted By IMLocal7 - Thursday, March 24th, 2005 at 10:55AM Over the last two weeks we've laughed and cried (mostly with the crying) as we trudged knee-deep through the foul guts of fallen bugs. Many thanks to our friends for their help in testing the beta and enlisting their own friends as guinea pigs. Now, as we begin to claw our way out from the depths of obscurity, we need more of the same. Mention us, blog us, curse our name upon the stars; but do it publicly. You wanted it to work with DeadAIM -- and we gave it to you. You wanted better text alignment -- and it was as the heavens opened and rained joy. You wanted quite a few bug fixes... now we give you version 1.04!


		Update: Behold, a star is born. Posted By IMLocal7 - Tuesday, March 8th, 2005 at 4:01PM Woohoo! IMLocal is now officially released! Praise jesus, allah, buddha, and all the other divine entities who didn't strike us down in vengeance along the way. It kicked. It screamed. But alas, this baby is no longer just a twinkle in our eyes. Killer app or total crap? Download it now and decide for yourself!


		Update: Coming to a desktop near you. Posted By IMLocal7 - Thursday, February 10th, 2005 at 3:24PM After nearly a full year of intense neglect the time has finally come to redouble our efforts and soon release the finest specimen of software engineering the world has ever seen. Well, only a few people have actually seen IMLocal, but they nodded *very* approvingly. We've put the chain back on our development cycle so if you need us we're probably out in the parking lot making sweet jumps with it. Friends, the download is on the way.